Xena-Willow
Spends the entire episode trying to decipher the ancient runic
symbols on her chakram.
Marv
Albert-Willow
High-fives Xander and shouts an ethusiastic "YES!"
every time Buffy stakes a vampire.
Picasso-Willow
Keeps wondering why both of her eyes are on the same side of her
face. When asked what is the matter, replies, "My
world is all askew."
Spock-Willow
Raises eyebrow skeptically when Cordelia formulates a 'logical'
plan.
Willow-Poppins
Refers to Buffy, Xander, and Cordelia as "children",
and guards them from vampire attack with her pointy magical
umbrella. Occasionally sings a jaunty tune.
The
Symbol Formerly Known as Willow
Struts around The Bronze in her purple woolen stockings. Fills in
as lead singer for Oz's band.
Picard-Willow
In Giles' absence, takes command of Buffy and the Slayerettes,
issuing orders with steely resolve, "Make it so!
Er....that is, if you want to."
Willow-Fonzarelli
Boots up her computer by smacking the side of the monitor,
holding forth her arms and saying, "Ayyyyy!"
Snaps her fingers and Oz appears.
Spice-Willow
Drops out of school and uses her great bod to get the starring
role in an Ab-Flex infomercial. A wily agent then signs her to
sing in an all girl music troupe alongside Buffy and Cordelia.
Scooby
Doo-Willow
Has Buffy and the Slayerettes pile into Giles' car (which she
insists on calling "The Mystery Machine") so they can
drive to the haunted mansion and solve the mystery of the unknown
assailant. When the assailant's identity is finally revealed,
exclaims, "Holy, jinkies!"
OJ-Willow
Secretly stalks and stakes 'evil' Angel. When confronted by
Buffy, responds innocently, "Who, me?" and vows to help
Buffy track down the real killers.
Frosh-Willow
Ditches 95% of her classes in favor of searching the internet for
a mystical entity known as 'Alyson'. Thanks to her superior
intellect, manages to finish the term in the top 1% of her class.
Greenpeace-Willow
Chains self to an old growth tree in an effort to attract
environmentalist, Oz. When she's left out in the rain, thinks to
herself, "This is exactly how I imagined it would be, only
not."
Willow-Kervorkian
Advocates a more humane way of dusting vampires with a
concentrated solution of garlic and holy water. Occasionally is
seen sweeping mysterious dust particles out of the back of Oz's
van.
Princess-Willow1
Calls Oz a
"nerfherder" and insults his van.
Willow-Scully2
Constantly
informs Giles that all of his explanations are out of the realm
of scientific possibility and then conveniently manages to not
see any of the supernatural things going on.
1Contributed
by Songbird - thanks!
2Contributed by Michelle - thanks!
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