Xena-Willow
Spends the entire episode trying to decipher the ancient runic symbols on her chakram.

Marv Albert-Willow
High-fives Xander and shouts an ethusiastic "YES!" every time Buffy stakes a vampire.

Picasso-Willow
Keeps wondering why both of her eyes are on the same side of her face. When asked what is the matter, replies, "My world is all askew."

Spock-Willow
Raises eyebrow skeptically when Cordelia formulates a 'logical' plan.

Willow-Poppins
Refers to Buffy, Xander, and Cordelia as "children", and guards them from vampire attack with her pointy magical umbrella. Occasionally sings a jaunty tune.

The Symbol Formerly Known as Willow
Struts around The Bronze in her purple woolen stockings. Fills in as lead singer for Oz's band.

Picard-Willow
In Giles' absence, takes command of Buffy and the Slayerettes, issuing orders with steely resolve, "Make it so! Er....that is, if you want to."

Willow-Fonzarelli
Boots up her computer by smacking the side of the monitor, holding forth her arms and saying, "Ayyyyy!" Snaps her fingers and Oz appears.

Spice-Willow
Drops out of school and uses her great bod to get the starring role in an Ab-Flex infomercial. A wily agent then signs her to sing in an all girl music troupe alongside Buffy and Cordelia.

Scooby Doo-Willow
Has Buffy and the Slayerettes pile into Giles' car (which she insists on calling "The Mystery Machine") so they can drive to the haunted mansion and solve the mystery of the unknown assailant. When the assailant's identity is finally revealed, exclaims, "Holy, jinkies!"

OJ-Willow
Secretly stalks and stakes 'evil' Angel. When confronted by Buffy, responds innocently, "Who, me?" and vows to help Buffy track down the real killers.

Frosh-Willow
Ditches 95% of her classes in favor of searching the internet for a mystical entity known as 'Alyson'. Thanks to her superior intellect, manages to finish the term in the top 1% of her class.

Greenpeace-Willow
Chains self to an old growth tree in an effort to attract environmentalist, Oz. When she's left out in the rain, thinks to herself, "This is exactly how I imagined it would be, only not."

Willow-Kervorkian
Advocates a more humane way of dusting vampires with a concentrated solution of garlic and holy water. Occasionally is seen sweeping mysterious dust particles out of the back of Oz's van.

Princess-Willow1
Calls Oz a "nerfherder" and insults his van.

Willow-Scully2
Constantly informs Giles that all of his explanations are out of the realm of scientific possibility and then conveniently manages to not see any of the supernatural things going on.


1Contributed by Songbird - thanks!
2Contributed by Michelle - thanks!

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