The Songs

These are the words to the songs found on the movie and soundtrack. These are all of the songs that I know of, and if the words are wrong, I apologize.

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  1. Science Fiction Double Feature
  2. Dammit, Janet
  3. Over at the Frankenstein Place
  4. The Time Warp
  5. Sweet Transvestite
  6. Sword of Damocles
  7. I Can Make You a Man
  8. Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)
  9. I Can Make You a Man (reprise)
  10. Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me
  11. Eddie
  12. Planet Schmanet, Janet
  13. Rose Tint My World
  14. Fanfare/Don't Dream It
  15. A Wild and an Untamed Thing
  16. I'm Going Home
  17. Super Heroes
  18. Science Fiction Double Feature (reprise)

Science Fiction Double Feature

Michael Rennie was ill

The day the earth stood still

But he told us, where we stand

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear

Claude Rains was the invisible man

But then something went wrong

For Fay Wray and King Kong

They got caught in a celluloid jam

Then at a deadly pace

It Came From Outer Space

And this is how the message ran:

(chorus)Science fiction double feature

Dr. X will build a creature

See androids fighting

Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

At the late night double feature picture show

I know Leo G. Carrol

Was over a barrel

When tarantual took to the hills

And I really got hot

When I saw Jeanette Scott

Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills

Dana Andrews said prunes

Gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skills

But when worlds collide

Said George Hal to his bride

I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills

Like a

chorus

I wanna go

Oh oh oh oh oh

To the late night double feature picture show

By RKO

Oh oh oh oh oh

To the late night double feature picture show

In the back row

Oh oh oh oh oh

To the late night double feature picture show

Dammit, Janet

Brad: Hey Janet

Janet: Yes, Brad?

Brad: I've got something to say

Janet: Uh huh?

Brad: I really loved the...skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

Janet: Oh Brad

Brad: The river was deep but I swam it

The future is ours so lets plan it

So please, don't tell me to can it

I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

If there's one fool for you then I am it

I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can go

That's good, bad, or mediocre

Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so!

Janet: Oh it's nicer than Betty Monroe had

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

That you've met Mom and you know Dad

I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Oh Brad...

Brad: Oh, dammit

Janet: I'm mad

Brad: Oh, Janet

Janet: For you

Brad: I love you too

Both: There's one thing left to do ah-ooh

Brad: And that's go see the man who began it

When we met in his science exam-it

He made me give you the eye and then panic

Now I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet

Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad: Dammit Janet

Both: I love you

Over At the Frankenstein Place

Janet: In the velvet darkness

Of the blackest night

Burning bright

There's a guiding star

No matter what or who you are

Both: There's a light...

Choir: Burning in the fireplace

Both: There's a light, light, in the darkness of everybody's life

Riff-Raff: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming

Flow morphia slow, let the sunlight come streaming

Into my life, into my life...

Both: There's a light...

Choir: Over at the Frankenstein place

Both: There's a light...

Choir: Burning in the fireplace

There's a light, a light

Both: In the darkness of everybody's life

The Time Warp

Riff: It's astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely...

Magenta: Not for very much longer

Riff: I've got to keep control

I remember doing the time warp

Greeting those moments when

The blackness would hit me

Both: And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left

Trans: And then a step to the right

Narr: Put your hands on your hips

Trans: And bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrusts

That really drive you insane

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Magenta: It's so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can't see me

No, not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded, I see all

Riff: With a bit of the mind flip

Magenta: You're into the time slip

Riff: And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation

Riff: Like you're under sedation

Trans: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-havin a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

He shook me up, he took me by surprise

He had a pickup truck and the devil's eye

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Trans: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left

Trans: And then a step to the right

Narr: Put your hands on your hips

Trans: And bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrusts

That really drive you insane

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left

Trans: And then a step to the right

Narr: Put your hands on your hips

Trans: And bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrusts

That really drive you insane

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

Sweet Transvestite

Frank: How do you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because, when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

And maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet: Right

Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, how bout that

Well babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night

Riff: Night

Frank: Or maybe a bite

Columbia: Bite

Frank: I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

HIT IT! HIT IT!

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Trans: Sweet transvestite

Frank: From Transexual

Trans: Transylvania

Frank: So, come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici---pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptoms!

The Sword of Damocles

Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hangin over my head

And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cuttin the thread

Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery

Oh, can't you see, that I'm st the start of a pretty big downer

I woke up this morning with a start that I fell out of bed

Trans: That ain't no crime

Rocky: And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread

Trans: That ain't no crime

Rocky: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go

And all I know is I'm the at the start of a pretty big downer

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: Oh no no

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: Oh no no

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: Oh no no

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head

Trans: That ain't no crime

Rocky: I've got a feeling someone's gonna be cuttin the thread

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: Oh no no no

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime

Rocky: Oh no no

Trans: Sha la la la that ain't no crime Sha la la la that ain't no crime Sha la la la that ain't no crime Sha la la la that ain't no crime Sha la la la that ain't no crime

I Can Make You A Man

Frank: A weakling, weighing ninety-eight pounds

Will get sand in his face

When kicked to the ground

And soon in the gym with a determined chin

The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause

Will make him glisten

And Gleam

And with massage... and just a bit of steam

He'll be pink and quite clean

He'll be a strong man

Oh honey,

Trans: But the wrong man

Frank: He'll eat nutritious, high protein, and swallow raw eggs

Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs

Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan

In just seven days

Trans: I can make you a man

Frank: He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension

Must be hard work

Such strenuous living I just can't understand

When in just seven days, oh baby,

I can make you a man

Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul)

Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night

When you dressed up sharp and you felt so right

It don't seem the same since cosmic light

Came into my life, I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go

And listen to the music on the radio

A saxaphone was blowing on a rock and roll show

You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled

My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt

I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt

And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in the front, put some hair oil on

Buddy Holly was singing his very last song

With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along

It felt pretty good. Woo! You really had a good time

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll!(12x)

I Can Make You A Man (reprise)

Frank: But a deltoid and a bicep

A hot groin and a tricep

Makes me, ooh

Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the ha aa aa and

Trans: In just seven days I can make you a man

Frank: I don't want no dissension

Just dynamic tension

Janet: I'm a muscle fan

Frank: In just seven days I can make you a man

Dig it if you can

In just seven days I can make you a man

Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me

Janet: I was feeling done in, couldn't win

I'd only ever kissed before

Columbia: You mean she...

Magenta: Uh-huh

Janet: I though there's no use getting

Into heavy petting

It only leads to trouble and seat wetting

Now all I want to know is how to go

I've tasted blood and I want more

M&C: More more more

Janet: I'll put up no resistance

I want to stay the distance

I've got an itch to scratch

I need assistance

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me chill me fulfill me

Creature of the night

Then if anything grows while you pose

I'll oil you up and rub you down

M&C: Down down down

Janet: And that's just one small fraction

Of the main attraction

You need a friendly hand and I need action

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me chill me fulfill me

Creature of the night

Columbia: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

Magenta: I wanna be dirty

Columbia: Thrill me chill me fulfill me

Magenta: Creature of the night

Janet: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirty

Thrill me chill me fulfill me

Creature of the night

Rocky: Creature of the night

Brad: Creature of the night

Frank: Creature of the night

Magenta: Creature of the night

Riff: Creature of the night

Columbia: Creature of the night

Rocky: Creature of the night

Janet: Creature of the night

Eddie

Scott: From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

Narr: But he never caused her nothing but shame

Scott: He left home the day she died

From the day he was born

All he wanted

Was rock 'n roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

Narr: He was a lowdown cheap little punk

Scott: Taking everyone for a ride

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife

Frank: What a guy

Janet: Makes you cry

Scott: Unt I did

Columbia: Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said "Hey listen to me,

Stay sane inside insanity"

But he locked the door and threw away the key

Scott: But he must have drawn

Into something

Making him warn

Me in a note which reads

All: What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie's voice: I'm outta my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

All: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no-good kid

But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife

Frank: What a guy

All: Oh oh oh

Janet: Makes you cry

All: Hey hey hey

Scott: Unt I did

Planet Schmanet, Janet

Frank: I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

Your apple pie, don't taste too nice

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed; it should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string

When we made it, didja hear a bell ring

Ya gotta block? Well take my advice

You vetter wise up, Janet Weiss

The transducer will seduce ya

{spoken}

Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!

Scott: My wheels! I can't move my wheels!

Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Frank: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet: We're trapped!

Frank: It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice.

Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer-it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory, physio-molecular transport device?

Brad: You mean...

Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found means of perfecting it. A device capable of breaking down solid matter and then projection it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself.

Janet: You mean, he's going to send us to another planet?

{back to singing}

Frank: Planet, Schmanet, Janet!

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

You'd better wise up, build your thighs up,

You'd better wise up

Narr: And then she cried out

Janet: Stop!

Frank: Don't get hot and flustered

Use a bit of mustard

Brad: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!

{Brad gets statued}

Scott: You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!

{Scott gets statued}

Janet: You're a hot dog

{Janet gets statued}

Rose Tint My World

Columbia: It was great when it all began

I was a regular Frankie fan

But it was over when he had the plan

To start working on a muscleman

Now the only thing that gives me hope

Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain

Rocky: I'm just seven hours old

Truly beautiful to behold

And somebody should be told

That my libido hasn't been controlled

Now the only thing I've come to trust

Is an orgasmic rush of lust

Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain

Brad: It's beyond me

Help me mommy

I'll be good, you'll see, take this dream away

What's this

Let's see- I feel sexy

What's come over me?

Wooo! Here it comes again

Janet: I feel released. Bad times deceased

My confidence has increased

Reality is here

The game has been disbanded

My mind has been expanded

It's a gas that Frankie's landed

His lust is so sincere

Fanfare/Don't Dream It

Frank: What ever happened to Fay Wray?

That delicate, satin-draped frame?

As it clung to her thigh

How I started to cry

Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure

Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams to treasure forever

Can't you just see it? Oh oh oh...

Don't dream it, be it (repeat 4x)

All: Don't dream it, be it (12x)

Scott: {spoken}Ach! We've got to get out of here before this decadence saps out wills. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may very well snap and my life will be lived for the thrills!

Brad: It's beyond me; help me mommy!

Janet: God bless Lily St. Cyr!

A Wild and an Untamed Thing

Frank: My my my my my my my my my my my my my my

I'm a wild and an untamed thing

I'm a bee with a deadly sting

You get a hit and your mind goes ping

Your heart'll pump and your blood will sing

So let the party and the sounds rock on

We're gonna shake it till the life has gone, gone

Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain

All: We're a wild and an untamed thing

We're bees with a deadly sting... (2x)

Riff: Frank-n-Furter, it's all over

Your mission is a failure

Your lifestyle's too extreme

I'm your new commander

You now are my prisoner

We return to Transylvania

Prepare the transit beam

Frank: Wait! I can explain!

I'm Going Home

Frank: On the day I went away

All: Goodbye

Frank: Was all I had to say

All: Now I

Frank: I want to come again and stay

All: Oh my my

Frank: Smile, and that will mean I may

Cause I've seen blue skies

Through the tears in my eyes

And I realize I'm going home

All: I'm going home

Frank: It's been the same

All: Feeling...

Frank: Like I'm outside in the rain

All: Wheeling...

Frank: Free to try and find a game

All: Dealing...

Frank: Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

Cause I've seen blue skies

through the tears in my eyes

And I realize, I'm going home

All: I'm going home (3x)

Super Heroes

Brad: I've done a lot; God knows I've tried

To find the truth. I've even lied

But all I know is down inside

All: I'm bleeding

Janet: And super heroes come to feast

To taste the flesh not yet deceased

And all I know is still the beast

All: Is feeding...

Narr: {spoken}And crawling, on the planet's face

Some insects called the human race

Lost in time

And lost in space

And meaning

All: Meaning...

Science Fiction Double Feature (reprise)

Science fiction

Double feature

Frank has built and lost his creature

Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet

The servants gone to a distant planet

Whoa oh oh oh oh o o o

At the late night double feature picture show

I wanna go oh oh oh